The following is a Public Service Announcement

If you have to open a package with a pocket knife, make sure the blade is facing away from you so it doesn't cut your other hand should the blade slip.

Ironically, the bullet-time moment doesn't happen until after the accident, contrary to what webcomics and some video games tell you.

Reviews will come as soon as my brain can think of what to write that doesn't sound like it was dipped in a vat of LiveJournal angst that somehow became corporeal.